Go on, treat yourself! A beefy str8 dude who will fuck you and never call again is the perfect way to introduce a little romance into your miserable life. Out Rate: “Ask Me” (i.e., $350 or less/hr)īo Dean–Trade if there ever was, but what great trade he is. On the other hand, you’d have to listen to James Jamesson speak in person. James Jamesson–On the one hand, you’d get to look at James Jamesson’s naked body in person. Barrett Long–Sure, he’s using publicity photos from 2002, but I have no doubt that his dick and balls are still enormous, and anyone who was already going to hire Barrett Long surely wasn’t hiring him for anything other than his enormous dick and balls, so, you can’t lose.
